There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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