Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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