They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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