And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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