You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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