physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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