She's JV to your varsity
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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