11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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