I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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