we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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