it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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