5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Mom said you looked used
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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