He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He better not be in your backpack
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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