I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
The ass gains better be worth it
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