normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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