Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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