32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Shame is for Republicans.
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