He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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