Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
