You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
My liver just had a heart attack.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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