you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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