Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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