How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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