shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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