Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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