Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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