i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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