My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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