so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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