I wanna passion pit in your ass
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
