whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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