would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We left the knife in your bed.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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