why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Panties = found
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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