Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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