my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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