She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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