she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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