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just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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