I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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