no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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