Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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