The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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