Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Vodka?
Forever.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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