At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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