he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Bring me that man meat
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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