she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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