at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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