I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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