My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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