there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
wow bdsm is so cute
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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