I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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