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It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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