I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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