yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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