remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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